Maybe you can't do epic you know what with basic people but you can sure spoil things with some average folks.
The San Francisco Giants have acquired infielder Casey McGehee from the Miami Marlins in exchange for minor league pitchers Kendry Flores and Luis Castillo.
Vancouver Canucks forward Jannik Hansen collapsed on the bench during the second period of Saturday's game against the Calgary Flames and had to be helped to the locker room.
Denver Nuggets forward Danilo Gallinari has been diagnosed with a meniscus tear in his right knee and is out indefinitely.
Brooke Henderson, the top-ranked amateur female golfer in the world, has turned pro.
The sixth-ranked Virginia Cavaliers continue a three-game homestand to close out the 2014 calendar year, as they play host to the Harvard Crimson on Sunday afternoon at John Paul Jones Arena.
Orlando City SC made another splash signing ahead of the club's inaugural season in MLS, announcing the signing of United States international Brek Shea on Friday.